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SAY THAT AGAIN? Q: What do mermaids have on toast? A: Mermalade. Q: What do you call a rude plane? A: A swearaplane. Q: What do you call a hippo with chicken pox? A: A hippospotamus. Q: How does a magician drink his tea? A: From a cup and sorcerer. Q: Where do bees go on Saturday nights? A: A stingalong. ’ JOKES Think of some interesting words with three or more syllables: food, musical instruments, animals, items of clothing, or anything else you like the sound of. If you’re having trouble, use a dictionary.
Link the real meaning of the List A words with the meaning of the List B words to make a joke. Here are some examples: TWISTING TIME The jokes in the next workshop are similar to the ones on the previous pages. The only difference is that – instead of being made-up words – the punchlines in these jokes are real words with a new twist. Q: What do you call a cow that is always sulking? A: Moo-dy. Q: What do you call the place where a UFO crashes? A: Astroturf. WHY IS IT FUNNY? Remember the first rule of joke writing?
It’s a way of coping with tension. Laughing can separate us from tricky situations and help us avoid stress. IT’S A GAS For most people, going to the dentist is no laughing matter. One thing that can help ease the pain is laughing gas. Laughing gas is really nitrous oxide, which is a mild anaesthetic. Laughing gas was discovered by an English scientist named Joseph Priestley in 1772. He thought the gas would work as a preservative, but his experiments 26 failed. Another Englishman, Humphrey Davy, experimented with the gas a little more and watched the way people reacted in amusing ways after inhaling it.